Journey of Life after the Death
An IT professionals, who realized, truth of life after the death, His achievements, friends, colleague and girl friend and their opinion for him. What he gain and what lost.
Chapter-1
First Meeting with Yamduta
It was chilled winter night, when I was sleeping, suddenly someone knocked my inner door, I tried to ignore but after so many knock, I opened the door. Who are you, don’t you even have common sense, without prior information, and how can you disturb me. If there is any urgency, please drop me mail or sms before you do it again. We respects priority one issue, however there is a chain to maintain before you come to me. Anyway, let me turn on my laptop and connect to internet now. Still I was not aware who is that person, why he knocked me, what he want, but I was confident, as soon as I open the laptop and connect to Google, I can solve any problem, doesn’t matter what it is. Suddenly, I heard an angry sound, Hey boss, I am not your customer, I am lord of death, I am here to take you with me, you are done here. What, are you kidding? Thank god by this time I was connected to internet, so I asked give me your social security number, PAN or Passport No. let me validate if you are really, Yamduta (Lord of death).
Chapter-2
My IT skills and Environment of HELL
Even though I was asking, their details but, I realize this issue supposed to take care by onsite guys or senior developer how come me. Even my Manager is not aware of this. What to do now. His anger was getting increase, he told you are real idiot man, don’t you understand I travelled millions of miles in cold whether to pick your soul. I thought to offer some tea, coffee or HOT drink make him feel relax. So, I started my communication for what I was awarded multiple times, Sir, how are you feeling here, what all changes you feels here, from your last visit to this time. He was little relaxed, so he told, I feel home environment here, same as hell no change man, same corruption, crime, population and pollution exactly like hell. I must appreciate. He assure me don’t be panic Man, I am assuring you, you will get home environment in Hell.
Chapter-3
GOD’s SPECIALPLAN FOR IT
I got two confirmations from my communication skill, first my time is over, second Hell is my next home, but I worked for IT industry MNC, how come I can give-up. So I started my presentation skill, another stronger point in my resume. Sir, don’t you think, I have to take care so many responsibilities, here before, I start my last journey. I am 40 yrs unmarried, have no house, no car, no balance. So many issues, Projects to work, even my rating is today, I have to know what all did last year. If I get good rating this year, my band will be changed I will be in manager grade, or get onsite. Within year, I will have Car, House, and least one girl friend soon I will get married. He replied in mild tone; as he had taken four pegs of whisky by that time keep him warm. Dear boy, we have given 40 yrs, who stopped to you do all these. This is time, to get ready boy, You should thanks to GOD who given special plan for IT professionals to give few minutes before death, if they want to remember me, as you guys have no time for this.
Chapter-4
EMOTIONAL STORY OF GIRL FRIEND
I thought play, my last card, emotional story. So I told him, Sir, I am in love with new joinee in my team, even though she have couple of years experience but she is so innocent like college graduate in technical and personal skill, I am feeling she is going to be my dream girl, so please find out some work around for this requirement. Let me have some good time with her, Please sir, Please. She loves me, everyday she brings food for me, and we spend weekends together. She loves to shopping, dinner with me. Check my credit card bill; it’s more than 80 thousands this month, all for her only. He was quiet for some time, so I thought let’s wait; meanwhile I took two pegs of whisky myself, usual for me whenever I have tension issue, call and escalations. He told Boy, She don’t love you she want to use you, don’t you able to identify that. I was too angry on him, so I told, how come you can say that, do you even been in love. His eyes were filled with tear, he told me I was from IT industry too, fortunately not manager, so I got this position. Wow!! So what about my manger, who always says, we can’t run our business without you, you are the only hope for me. He was angry this time; He told you are most stupid person I even mate. How come you can ever trust on politicians and Managers? That’s all; I was getting ready for my last journey.
Chapter-5
MY SERVANT AND PLAN FOR THE DAY
Once I was ready to leave for my last journey, I told him, have you even enjoyed the pubs and disco. He told no, so I asked why not today Sir, anyway I am ready to come with you, so your job done. He told me but what will happens to time line, my SLA will impact. I told him, hello Sir, don’t you know traffic issue here, you need to renew your SLA, and this is the time. Ok!! Let me take your soul out, and mail me to head office, later we will plan for day events. By this time it was 7:00 AM my servant came, he open the door, prepared food, cleaned the house, as usual, he was thinking, am still in sleep, around 9:00 AM when he supposed to leave, he came in my room, and knocked the door, Sir jee wake up it’s 9:00 AM. No response so he came closure to me, when he saw me dead, he was scared for a minute, and then realized. He started taking my watch, ring and cash before calling police. By 10:30 AM police came, they are scolding me, idiot IT fellows, have no time, they die in midnight or early morning. He called my family, friends and office to intimate same.
Chapter-6
REACTION OF MY FRIENDS
He asked me, what’s plan for the day, I thought let’s see my friends last time, even though he told me don’t worry later or sooner all are going to join you. I reached to my south Indian friends a married fellow, as soon as he got that news, as usual dialogue, this bugger have no plan for anything. He called another Man, He told yaar its bad news, can I call you after some time, as am in another call with management. He called another friend who is North Indian, as soon as he heard this, he was bit surprise, How come man, this weekend, he supposed to give party, I did last week only, Man! Anyway, let me know what’s plan, I try to join you guys, I had office party last night, so am still sleepy. Another call to East Indian friend, as soon he get to know this, he was on fire, Saala idiot, he don’t even care, I have so many issues, am in support, how come he die like this, without even mail, or sms. Last call to West Indian friend, He was supported last night, just reaching home, he told, what is this Man, I have meeting today, I was planning for preparation now, new problem, he always makes our life tough. In few minutes all the friends came on chat, and planed to see me last time. I was speechless, Yamduta laugh and told me who’s next to visit.
Chapter-7
MY DEAR COLLEAGUE AND MANAGER
I planned to see the office again, especially the girl whom, I was admiring. As soon my manager got to know, am no more, he called a meeting with senior manager and assistant managers, final outcome was, we will announce after lunch hours. That girl had few issues, so she called me twice on my cell, I told to Yamduta, see man, she is so caring am just a bit late, she is keep calling me, he was silent and ask me to wait. After lunch my manager came in sad mood and announces the sad news. Girl was looking most sad, very next moment my senior developer offer her, tea and console her, go home, I will take care, of your work, she smiled to him and left for the day. Work was as usual no change, no one cares if I am there or not, the girl who always getting helps, party from me; she took another soldier to cry. My close friends were discussing, who will get promotion and occupy my position.
Chapter-8
LAST VISIT FOR ME
It was 6:00 PM, I thought to go, pub and took couple of pegs before leaving from earth. But Yamduta insist me back to home and check, who all came to see you today. My entire friend’s office colleague and few neighbors were there. I thought let’s see what all, they talking about. My office colleagues were busy with my position and competitors for that, Girl were pretty busy with my senior who is new god-father for her. Friends were busy to taking about my failure, poor Planning skill. My neighbors whom myself was looking first time; they were busy about new person who is going to take the room on rent. Most interesting topic what I like there is what platform is HOT now, what is feature of new technology. Which company is best to switch and finally, they all started leaving one by one. When I saw the girl leaving, it was last chance for me to see her; She was well dressed, nice hairstyle, coral lipstick, shining eyebrow all are enough kill any IT professional who is 40Yrs old but unmarried. I remember one song, by looking her, “aise maiyat me aaye hai mere, jaisi shadi me aaye huye hai !!”. As soon as she came out my senior give her lift, they went for dinner. My all the friends mate outside and plan for dinner, as Saturday tomorrow so, late night will not be issue. No one was there with my body apart from my servant, whom I never noticed.
Chapter-9
DRINK in PUB with YAMADUTA
We have done for the day, so we plan to rush to Pub, as its Friday night, so hard to get seat. Yamduta asked me so, if you want to meet anyone else, we can go after the drink. Probably I have bandwidth after that, so I refused to see anyone else. It was approx 11:00 PM when bar boy called at my cell, to enquire if am fine. From past so many years, I never missed to be there on Friday night. He was little worried about me. As soon as he get to know, I am no more, he took leave for the day. I felt little relax, at last, I found one man, who really feel sad for me, doesn’t matter who he is. Yamduta asked me, if you have any more desire, please complete now, so we went to cyber café to check my mails. I saw thousands of mails, with sorry, sympathy n with e-cards on my death, and couples of mail for project status and meetings. We were ready to leave, so I asked him, Sir, can you take something for our journey, we may feel bored in long journey, he smiled at me told me, Beta I am too from IT industry and we were died as developer so we have so many thing to talk, like our Managers, technology and our skills, don’t worry we may feel we have not even share half of the script before be reach to HELL.
Chapter-10
WHAT I REALIZE AFTER DEATH
So, I thanks to god and government for the relaxation to IT professionals and started my journey, with the hope, one day we will meet to all my friends and colleagues in HELL. As I know environment of hell is going to same, so not much to worry about that, just have ensure, here I will be manager before moving out from here. I want to enjoy my life here, I won’t care what position am in on, what can I achieve if I scarifies my personal life, I am not going wait for anything, but loving my life and whatever I have today. No manager can cheat me now, by promising onsite, rating or growth, I am not going to work every day, late night, weekends or on even on leave. I want live my life, unfortunately, I could not realize when I was alive, but no regrets, I will do all in HELL, hope and pray for all who still have scope to same in his life should do same, what am planning in HELL.
All the best to All IT professionals.
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Dewendra K Pandey
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